#438: Catchy

I dare you to listen to this.

#437: Lightness, redux

Hey. Listen. You look like you've got something to say. Why not just say it?

Sure, you could be mocked, dismissed, laughed at. Maybe misunderstood. No one likes to be misunderstood. But there is so much to gain. Your own peace of mind, for starters. You look really uncomfortable. C'mon, what is it?

Speak up. You'll feel better.

Go on.

#436: Self-preservation

Hey, when you're on public transit or in a large crowd that could go rogue at any moment, do you develop escape plans in your head? Scope out the windows and check for big guys to hide behind and children to sacrifice? I do.

#435: Just in time for the holiday

Here's something to blow your mind during the fireworks.

#434: Everything

#433: Trained

Your friends Ho and A. discuss current events.

Ho: http://www.foxnews.com/

Ho: i'm glad they're getting punny already!

Ho: IN A LARGE FONT

A.: THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU COULD HEAR THEM

Ho: GET IT? ON TRACK? CUZ IT WAS A TRAIN? AND PEOPLE DIED?

A.: IF THAT'S NOT CAUSE FOR SHOUTING (AND PUNS), I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

Ho: GENOCIDE

A.: hahahahaha

A.: you win
A.: :-)

Ho: this belongs on a blog somewhere